Sunday, February 28, 2010

To be 6 again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday..'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park... Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Total Awesomeness

Billy Joel and Elton John were amazing.

The End.

Monday, February 8, 2010

I'll have my friendship on a Facebook platter, please.

Somethings, no matter how hard you try to make them right, just never change.  But it's no big deal.

I learned what some people's definition of friend is today.  To some being your friend means Facebook only.  You think that that friend might enjoy something that you are doing so you invite them along.  Sorry, facebook only please.

But like I said.  It's no big deal.  Somethings will never change.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Urban Dictionary

So someone posted this thing on facebook where you go to and type in your first name and post the first entry as your facebook status.  I hate crap like that on Facebook, but on a blog?  Bring it on baby!

So here we go.


1. a person with a high degree of confidence. :D

2. a.k.a. mr. congeniality

whenever you are with him,you never have to worry about getting lost in a far-away place ! he can actually pop a conversation with almost all kinds of people. i guess everybody knows him!

3. means FAST, swift, agile, exhilirating
maybe because he's too skinny. ahaha:D you will be surprised with how fast he moves. his swift motions are crazy!

4. undoubtedly kind and sweet.
he makes everyone feel good and he treats everyone nicely.

5. eats absolutely more than an average teenager could ever digest. surprisingly, he never gains a pound!

6. he is simply funny and fun to be with. you will never be bored whenever you are with a 'timothy'.
just beware because at times, he can be a very very weird geek. haha.

7. smart and charismatic.
he has the traits of a great entrepreneur in the future. "timothy" will be surely rich! 

Hm...that's surprisingly accurate, minus one or two of them.