Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Facebook & Basketball

Ok everyone, I know it's Basketball season again.  That's all fine and dandy.  But here's was annoys me about it.  The freaking Facebook statuses about it.  People comment on every new stat, every score, coach the team from their Facebook statuses, give them moral support, and the list goes on.

I DON'T FREAKING CARE HOW MUCH YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON BASKETBALL.  Post something real about YOUR life.

I promise, if basketball goes away, you'll still live.

Rant=over.

Monday, October 18, 2010

It just feels...right.

So for halloween this year I wanted to have an awesome costume.  For me awesome is anything dealing with flying and what not.  So I decided I'd dress up as an airline pilot.  So i went online and bought a real pilot shirt and first officer (meant to buy captain but clicked on the wrong button) epaulets. Over the summer up in Alaska, I had a random homeless guy throw a hat at me.  The hat was from Salvation Army, but take off the insignia and some other stuff and it is just a plain black pilot's hat.  Worked out wonderfully.  So then i went to Wal Mart and bought a jet black tie, and then borrowed a set of wings from my buddy Ryan.  When I put it all together it looked pretty awesome.



After I put it all on, I looked at myself in the mirror and just had the most amazing feeling.  I felt so good.  It just felt right.  I felt like I was a real airline pilot and that I was about to go head off to the airport to get behind the controls of a huge metal bird and guide it to some exotic destination and then return a few days later.

I definately picked the right career.

(Currently seeking skilled female applicant for permanent co-pilot position)